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Please check your email to confirm your membership to Beyond Mama Bear and to download Ten Real Reasons Parents of Teenagers Need New Role Models.

Meanwhile, get to know Beyond Mama Bear!

To learn more about the project, read this. For more about me, check this out.

If you are asking things like: Why does my kid do such disgusting things?

Read this article on things we can’t expect from teenagers, and this one (another reminder of their physical and hormonal realities).

If you have more specific concerns, you might read Ten Questions to Ask When You Suspect Your Kids Are Smoking Pot or Why I Taught Grammar to Kids Who Didn’t Care. 

If you want to laugh instead of cry, check out Mother’s Day Cards from My Teenagers to Me and Proof Your Family Is Better than Mine.

If you find yourself arguing with people under the age of 30, please read this reminder not to suffer hormonal fools . . . and if you need to be reminded why it’s worth it to hang in there with your adolescent progeny, please consult I Love Teenagers and The Case of the Majestic 13-year-Old.

Welcome aboard! I’m so glad you’re here.